Sunday, July 15, 2012

My Cardinal Rules for Marriage

I came up with some rules to live by to make sure my husband is happy.
Happy Hubby, Happy Home! Right?
Some of these rules are still a work in progress while others are my credo.
Enjoy! These are my rules but feel free to adopt them into your marriages as well.

1.   Never let your husband leave the house horny or hungry.
2.   Never withhold sex as a punishment.
3.  Always keep your lady parts well-groomed
4.   Always keep your breath and body fresh
5.   Never go to bed angry.
6.   Say " I love you" often, and mean it.
7.   Keep your kitchen and bathrooms clean.
8.   Keep yourselves look good (hair, nails, toes).
9.   It's ok to dress for comfort, make sure you are still cute!
10. Granny panties are NOT sexy.

9 comments:

  1. I'm fond of granny panties LOL

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    1. They are quite comfy but a no go around here!

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  2. I kinda like my grannies'. Just keep in mind that they can come off.

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  3. Same here... had to get rid of them joints. Replaced them with some cute and comfy low rise bikini ones.

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  4. Yes granny's out low rise always in lol

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  5. I would add spend as much quality time together to make sure that u communicate all needs and wants to each other not outsiders.

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  6. Numbers 1 & 2 are so very important!!

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  7. I rolled @ #1 then screamed oh shiiit @ #2 Barb lol I like it Yana, good for u, a solid foundation is def hard to establish!! And the older I get the more the grannies find themselves in my cart :-(. I love how u mentioned a Godly home, KEEP PRAYER STRONG IN UR HOME is what I would add!!

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  8. You have what I call, 1a on your list. Here's 1b: (or maybe this should be 1a?)

    1b: When leaving town, NEVER LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND HOME & HORNY.

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